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Pick-up lines can be a fun way of picking up any languageas they often involve funny puns and plays on words. Knowing pick-up lines is one thing, being able to go up to someone in a bar and charm them is completely different. Add some Tiu girl in Australia to your studies by role playing with your friends.

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